One day bad things happen and Banta Singh dies first. Santa Singh doesn’t hear from him for about a year, and thinks oh well, there is no after-life. However, all of a sudden, one day he gets a call. It’s Banta Singh.
“So there is an after-life! What’s it like?” Santa asks ...
‘Well, I sleep very late. I get up, have a big breakfast. Then I have sex, lots of sex. Then I go back sleep, but I get up for lunch, have a big lunch. Have some more sex. Take a nap. Huge dinner. More sex. Go to sleep, and wake up the next day.” – Banta explains.
“Oh, my god,” says Santa – “So that’s what heaven is like?”
“Oh no,” says Banta Singh. “I’m not in heaven. I’m a Grizzly Bear in Yellowstone National Park.”