So he went to the church and began this sermon. At the end, he wanted to ask folks from the village about his lost rooster.
So he asked the congregation “Has anybody got a cock?” – all the men stood up.
“No” he said “That wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?” – all the women stood up.
“No No” he said “That wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn’t belong to them.” – half the women stood up.
Oh my god! exclaimed Santa Singh.
“No No” he said “That wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?” – all the nuns stood up.