One sardarji was appearing for his final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit. The exam guard, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. “Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar,” he says, ” it says here, ‘Answer the following questions in brief’.”