One sardarji was appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit. The exam-guard, alarmed calls the Superintendent and the Superintendent approaches the Sardar carefully and asks what is going on. “Oye, I am only following the instructions , Sir,” he further adds, “it says here, ‘Answer the following questions in brief’.”