A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
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Q: What to do when a Sardar throw a pin at you?
A: Run like a deer, as he’s got a hand grenade in his mouth.
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Q: How do you make a sardarji laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
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Q: Why do sardarjis work seven days a week?
A: So you don’t have to retrain them on Monday.
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Q: Why did the sardarji stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said “concentrate”.
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Q: How do you keep a sardarji busy?
A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.
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Q: What did the sardarji do when he noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
A: He turned it over and used the other side.
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Q: How do you confuse a sardarji?
A: You don’t. They’re born that way.
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Q: Why can’t sardarjis make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
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Q: How did the sardarji try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
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Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed.
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Q: What’s the difference between a sardarji and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.
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Q: What does a sardarji say when you ask him if his blinker is on?
A: It’s on. It’s off. It’s on. It’s off. It’s on. It’s off.
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Q: What do you get when you offer a sardarji a penny for his thoughts?
A: Change.
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Q: What do you call 10 sardarjis standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
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Q: A sardarji going to London on a plane, how can you steal his window seat?
A: Tell him the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
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Q: What do you call a sardarji in Harvard University?
A: A visitor.
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Q: What do you see when you look into a sardarji’s eyes?
A: The back of his head.
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Q: What do you call a sardarji with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
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Q: What do you call a sardarji in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
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Q: Whats the difference between a sardarji and a Supermarket Trolley?
A: A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
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Q: A sardarji ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in eight or sixteen pieces.
A: “Six, please. I could never eat sixteen pieces.”
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Q: What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A sardarji parade.
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Q: A sardarji was asked if he believed in smoking.
A: He said “Yes, I’ve seen it done.”
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Q: What does a SARDAR say when you ask him if his blinker is working?
A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
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Q: How do you change a SARDAR ji’s mind?
A1: Blow in his ear.
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Q: What does a SARDR say when you blow in their ear?
A: “Thanks for the refill!”
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Q: What is it called when a SARDAR blows in another SARDAR’s ear?
A: Data transfer.
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Q: What do you call 10 SARDAR standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
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Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a SARDAR ji?
A: Perri-air.
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Q: What do you call 10 SARDAR at the bottom of a pool?
A: Air Pockets
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Q: Why do SARDAR have more fun?
A1: Because they don’t know any better.
A2: They are easier to keep amused.
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Q: How many SARDARs does it take to change a light bulb?
A1: “What’s a light bulb?”
A2: One. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, “Daaady!”