Santa Singh and Banta Singh were watching the 7 o’clock news. The news was about a man about ready to jump off a bridge.
Santa Singh turns to the Banta Singh and says, ” I bet you $50 the man is going to jump.” Banta Singh replies, “Ok you’re on.”
Sure enough, the man jumps, and Santa Singh gives Banta Singh $50. Banta Singh says, “I can’t accept this money. I watched the 5 o’clock news and saw the man jump then.”
“No, you have to take it,” says Santa Singh. “I watched the 5 o’clock news too, but I didn’t think he would do it again.”