A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his new Sardar neighbor, Santa Singh, came out of his house and went straight to the mailbox. He opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.

A little later Santa came out of his house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house he went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, he came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by his actions the man asked him, “Hey, neighbor, is something wrong?”

To which he replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU’VE GOT MAIL.”